Crawl into my parlour

"Despite the fact that your soul abandoned your body when you became a manager, there will still be some corporate tasks that are so horrible, so evil, that you will not be able to do them yourself. Other times you might need to do something cruel, but you won't want to leave your fingerprints at the scene.

For these situations you need a Human Resources staff. "

- Excerpt from the Dogbert's Management Handbook